THE EMPEROR HAS NO HAIR (2026)

We’re in prison for things
That don’t compare
To the crimes of the emperor
Who has no hair

He’s been convicted
Of multiple crimes involving
Inciting riots to overthrow
Decisions resolved in

Favor of his opponents
In elections conducted
Through the usual voting process
Although it’s all corrupted

In favor of the
Rich and famous
The way they’re treated
It ain’t the same as

How we the people
Are handled
He’s walked away
From countless scandals

From treating women
Like cocker spaniels
To bribing porn stars
Remember Miss Daniels?

And what of his
Confessed sex assaults
Pussy-grabbing overlooked
It just ain’t his fault

Then there’s
The pedophile sports
Epstein pimping kids
At his Florida resort

Or the lengths
They’ve gone to hide
Their ties
Jeff killed, a fake jail suicide

While drones and missiles
Breach foreign borders
And he slaughters poor people
Fishing on foreign waters

Then he’s murdering
Heads of state
To steal fossil fuels
It’s portrayed as great

And the thousands
Of dead bystanders
Mass murders
Dismissed as collateral damage

He supports
Covering up for all pigs
Who run around gunning down
Men women and kids

Turning back the hands
Of time
Hate crimes the new klan
Hide behind the blue line

Killer cops get off
Every day
Despite footage of murders
Committed in the worst ways

Cocky as ever
They haven’t a care
Misrepresenting truth
Like his fake orange hair

While those with a voice
Won’t open their mouths
Like Black governor Wes Moore
Afraid to call him out

When asked if the emperor
Is racist
Posting pictures of Black politicians
With ape faces

Tariffs manipulate
Market flows
World prices rise and fall
Under his control

So his inside circle
In the know
Profit from insider trading
Making billions in dough

White collar crimes
The worst kind
Billions suffer starve and die
But the rich don’t mind

Taking bribes
From foreign leaders on the side
Accepting gifts while in office
Is a federal crime

Multiplying arms spending
And costs
So trillions in public funds
Continue to be tossed

Into the bellies
Of arms industry whales
Like Boeing and General Dynamics
In military sales

And what of
The constitutional violations
Mass roundups across the nation
Illegal deportations

Of even those
With legal status
Citizens murderer by ICE
Only rich lives matter

His own Gestapo
A secret police
ICE agents run rampant
Holding court in the streets

He’s raped robbed murdered
All over the place
Committing the worst kinds of crimes
In the whole world’s face

Prisons overflow for petty crimes
With Black males
While he silences opposition
With bribes and blackmail

To contradict him
No one dares
Folks scared to declare
The emperor has no hair