Where’s My Car? (2026) By Kevin “Rashid” Johnson

Where the hell
Is my car?
I know damn well
I didn’t park that far

I pulled into
A spot reserved
For the handicapped
Right at the curb

But now I can’t find
Where it is
And damn I forgot
I left the kids

With the windows up
No AC on
But I know damn well
My car ain’t gone

I only intended
To run in the store
But got sidetracked
Stopped next door

At the bar
Got a few drinks
But didn’t stay too long
At least I don’t think

But looking back
I spent a lot of bucks
And do remember
Seeing a tow truck

Haul a car off
A lot like my own
Now the car and kids
Are gone

How am gonna
Get home?
Wait, there’s a text
On my phone

Says some guy
Tried to steal my ride
But he didn’t know
The kids were inside

They beat him up
Kicked him out
Drove the car
Back to the house

But they can’t see
Above the dash
How the hell the drive
And not crash?

And how’d they
Make it that far?
I think them bad ass kids
Stole my car!