Where the hell
\nIs my car?
\nI know damn well
\nI didn’t park that far<\/p>\n
I pulled into
\nA spot reserved
\nFor the handicapped
\nRight at the curb<\/p>\n
But now I can’t find
\nWhere it is
\nAnd damn I forgot
\nI left the kids<\/p>\n
With the windows up
\nNo AC on
\nBut I know damn well
\nMy car ain’t gone<\/p>\n
I only intended
\nTo run in the store
\nBut got sidetracked
\nStopped next door<\/p>\n
At the bar
\nGot a few drinks
\nBut didn’t stay too long
\nAt least I don’t think<\/p>\n
But looking back
\nI spent a lot of bucks
\nAnd do remember
\nSeeing a tow truck<\/p>\n
Haul a car off
\nA lot like my own
\nNow the car and kids
\nAre gone<\/p>\n
How am gonna
\nGet home?
\nWait, there’s a text
\nOn my phone<\/p>\n
Says some guy
\nTried to steal my ride
\nBut he didn’t know
\nThe kids were inside<\/p>\n
They beat him up
\nKicked him out
\nDrove the car
\nBack to the house<\/p>\n
But they can’t see
\nAbove the dash
\nHow the hell the drive
\nAnd not crash?<\/p>\n
And how’d they
\nMake it that far?
\nI think them bad ass kids
\nStole my car!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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